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【Evak】Shine 02 | 追星AU

挪威网红Even X 饭圈小透明Isak

没错,本章就是网红E神的成名史,下章E神正式上线。

设定改了一下,因为想了很久都没能给小天使想到一个适合他的饭圈技能。。。imsorry

如果大家想看饭圈太太AU的话,我会再写一篇。


02

被老福特屏蔽到崩溃,只好转战外链。

正文:http://www.jianshu.com/p/a2bf817b30ca

【Evak】Shine 01 | 追星AU

挪威网红Even X 饭圈小透明Isak

第一次写文,文笔渣码字巨慢,只能保证不坑和HE,OOC自背锅。

欢迎小红心和评论区友好讨论,小透明不撕逼。

BGM:Shine-Years & Years (我心中的追星BGM)


01

周一早上7点,iphone上设置的第一个闹铃非常负责地叫嚣起来了,手机的主人却连眼都没睁大,抬手就按掉了它,翻个身接着昏睡过去。

就眯一会儿,还来得及。

手机闹钟每十分钟十分钟地叫唤一阵子,声音越来越大。比它更执着的是它的主人,依然我行我素的在昏睡。

“Isak!Isak!你他妈能把闹钟关了吗?!”

Eskild巨大的敲门声和叫喊终于把Isak从梦中唤醒。他惊得坐了起来,抓过手机按掉了闹钟,又看了眼时间。

操,8点他还有课呢。

Isak掀开被子从床上弹了起来,迅速地套上了昨天丢在地上的卫衣和牛仔裤,打开房间门冲了出去。

“早上好啊小基佬,”正在Isak刷牙的时候,Eskild出现在了卫生间门口,“你知道的,公寓隔音这么差,你的闹钟再响一分钟楼下那个瑞典女人就该报警了。”

对这个称呼,Isak连白眼都已经懒得翻了。早知道我刷牙的时候就该锁门!

他吐出了牙膏沫:“干我屁事,我的闹钟根本没那么响!再说那个老女人神经衰弱,我连看视频都得戴耳机才行。”

“也许你可以改掉大半夜看视频的坏习惯,”Eslild露出一丝坏笑,“怎么起晚了?是不是昨天晚上又看什么不健康视频了?”

Isak楞了一下,“什么鬼?我他妈只是在复习功课!”他低下头开始接水漱口,不再搭理Eskild。

“Okay,干嘛起床气那么大,”Eskild从镜子中找不到Isak的视线,露出了意味深长的眼神,“得了,我还是劝你早点起床收拾收拾自己吧,别天天迟到了。在学校里当基佬已经很惨了,别再让人认为你是个又臭又懒的小基佬。”

说完他扭头就走了,没给Isak留下一点爆粗口的空隙。

7点47,Isak终于慌慌张张地收拾好,准备出门。路过厨房的时候,他顺手抓了几片Eskild的面包。对天发誓,他可是一点负罪感也没有。

一路小跑冲到教室的时候,已经8点02了。Isak偷偷地从后门溜了进去,坐到了后排自己的专座:Jonas的边上。

“你可算来了,今天要随堂测试。”Jonas小声对他说,“但我觉得Karlsen教授可能不会放过你了,你这学期迟到太多次了。”

Isak悄悄放下书包,一抬头果然和Karlsen教授的目光撞上了,吓得赶紧移开了视线。

Karlsen教授厚厚的镜片下的目光可丝毫谈不上和蔼:“可能有些同学已经忘记了,我再强调一遍。我学期初就说过,我这门课有20%的考勤分...”

“看来你真的要小心点儿了Isak,以后微生物学千万别迟到了,”Jonas语重心长地说,“或许你能晚上早点睡?”

Isak有点委屈地低下了头。又不是我想那么晚睡的,操。

教授发完脾气,开始回顾起了上节课的内容。这些我都复习过了好吗。Isak偷偷打了个哈欠,从裤兜里摸出了手机,随手划开了锁屏。先看了看tumblr,tag里没什么新鲜的,他昨天晚上已经看完了。又逛了一圈twitter,点了几个赞,回了些评论。

然后,他几乎是下意识的点开了ins,很快找到了那个心心念念的账号。

唉,谁叫Even总是半夜更新照片呢。他轻叹了口气,手指轻轻拂过照片里那大理石雕刻般深邃温润的轮廓,还有那双比尼加斯布林冰川还要蓝的眼睛。


Evak ao3 扫文整理

马一个

一期一会:

这已经是我被挪威萌剧SKAM迷的神魂颠倒的第3个月,在疯狂刷剧+疯狂帧帧截屏+疯狂下载歌单后,终于迎来了疯狂在LOFTER和AO3上扫文的日子!看到有这么多大大还在不断更新、翻译,让我有一种仿佛置身于大热圈的错觉!这种回到18岁的感觉真是太美妙了!尤其是LOFTER上的妹子们的翻译,简直不能更良心,太太让人感动了!于是小小做个扫文笔记,方便日后重温!一入EVAK深似海,从此ao3/LOFTER是亲人!!!如果有小伙伴愿意推荐更多的文,请不要大意的给我留言啊!真的EVAK有毒!出不去了嘤嘤嘤~

排名不分先后,持续扫文更新中...

1.WAKE UP! 
作者:cuteandtwisted
分级:M
字数:26166
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10267481/chapters/22739555
翻译:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10910085/chapters/24258582 by watermelonAvery @向阳一只西瓜 表白妹子,感动到暴风哭泣!
安利:这位扭曲萌太太可谓是EVAK圈的现象级大手了,我第一次去ao3扫文按kudos排列第一的就是她的You Don't Even Know Me!我在之前也着重推荐过她,她笔下的EVAK人物性格还原,而且足够狗血,狗粮也多,镜头感很强,让人看了就停不下来.虽然看多了她就是那么几个套路,但我还是挺喜欢的.这篇也是她的In Every Universe系列,也是AU,讲的是狗血的火车事故后Even失忆了!完全忘记了Isak!但你懂得,这位大大是HE保证,Even哪怕再怎么失忆,都会重新爱上小天使的!这大概是我最喜欢这个作者的一篇,狗血的恰到好处,而且有那么点盗梦空间的意思,10星推荐!

2.Tired of using Technology +Need you right in front of me +Now that you're gone(连载中)
作者:skambition
分级:E
字数:44,632+28,094+74128
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10415016/chapters/22999047
            http://archiveofourown.org/works/10519683/chapters/23220147
            http://archiveofourown.org/works/11322552/chapters/25343754
翻译:http://twentyoneuandme.lofter.com/post/1e9ba933_100de292 @TwentyOne 的授翻真是太太太令人感动了!21出品!品质有保证!
安利:skambition太太的所有evak文我都看了!都!非!常!好!看! Technology三部曲主打sexting!再次感谢SKAM让短信写文法重出江湖!从未想到信爱居然这么惹火!我老脸都要红了!而且完全不虐!完美治愈啊!!!这位太太为了满足大家对于肉的幻想,还专门写了5篇番外,就是Need you right in front of me,吃肉吃到心满意足!!!当然我们伟大的21也授翻了!再次献上膝盖! Technology系列的第三部Now that you're gone目前正火热连载中,讲的是Even去伦敦留学,和Isak长距离恋爱的故事,我只想说!!!OMGOMG!!太太太惹火了!最新近那章Even回来和Isak相聚,并庆祝交往一周年,各种喜闻乐见的PLAY,看得我又激动又害羞!真心的,skambition太太你值得拥有!

3.You Don't Even Know Me!
作者:cuteandtwisted
分级:M
字数:101,487
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10506903/chapters/23184186
安利:这是我在ao3看得第一篇evak,从此入了扭曲萌太太的坑,职场实习AU,由恨到爱的欢喜冤家设定,aka男主播的故事哈哈哈哈,后半段有点虐心,有点狗血,但总是的还是很好看的!HE保证+分级M有肉吃!

4.Sideways and Slantways
作者:iriswests
分级:T
字数:17,691
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/9680765
安利:这篇小短文深得我心,一发完结,虐和甜都恰到好处!人物性格可以说是非常还原了!一句话剧透:当Evak被困电梯时的心理活动!超好看!一气呵成!推荐推荐!

5.That's Not My Name
作者:cuteandtwisted
分级:M
字数:61,629
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/9493202/chapters/21480092
翻译:http://twentyoneuandme.lofter.com/post/1e9ba933_e11ac97 再次跪谢@TwentyOne
安利:我对扭曲萌太太的脑洞还是很满意的,这篇是ne-night stand AU,小天使是交换生,E神是在美帝的留学生,于是两个挪威男孩就在纽约宿命的相遇并且烈火干柴的ONS了,然后就是经典的虐心戏码。我最喜欢这位作者的一点就是,她总能让你感觉到:EVAK是相互拯救的,所以小虐怡情,大家放心看,HE保证.还有就是这篇文简直是NYC非官方旅游观光指南,感谢ao3让我身未动心已远XD.


6.How In My Silence I Adored You
作者:dahlstrom
分级:G
字数:65939
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/9587156/chapters/21674108
安利:这篇我也很喜欢!设定是:其他几个男孩参加了第一次的抱抱团活动.而且Isak和Even还乖乖配合了Vilde的游戏.游戏规则是:大家天黑请闭眼,选择一个人站起来,拍对方一次肩膀表示他让你微笑,两次表示你想深入了解,拍三次的就是你对这个人有crush!!城会玩啊!是的,傲娇的小天使拍了Even两下,Even拍了小天使3下.然后的故事情节就是心知肚明版的SKAM第三季重写!各种桥段的改写和脑洞,很萌!推荐!

7.I'm Not in Love
作者:cuteandtwisted
分级:M
字数:41187
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/9351218/chapters/21181514
翻译:http://echodeer0210.lofter.com/post/3dd068_de21232 @茕茕不孑立的z 啊啊啊所有翻文的妹子都是天使啊天使~!
安利:大学AU!扭曲萌太太的很多AU都设定在大学,估计因为作者自己的大学生的缘故?这篇很好看!还是熟悉的配方,E神对小天使一见钟情,为了接近小天使,还特意选修了自己一窍不通的生物.哈哈哈这篇真的很有看电视的既视感!推荐推荐!

8.Doctor Patient Confidentiality
作者:skambition
分级:E
字数:30,710
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/11076534/chapters/24705354
安利:感谢@EVAK1220 妹子的推荐,从此入了skambition大大的坑,这篇医患保密协定非常可爱,医生/病人Play总是百看不厌的.

9.would it be a sin if i can't help falling in love with you? 
作者:cosetties
分级:T
字数:18111
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/9435611/chapters/21349907
翻译:http://estrella1127.lofter.com/post/42688b_e386983  感谢@ikerestrella 妹子翻译!
安利:这篇也很可爱,假情侣梗!设定是:ISAK和EVEN在长凳吸大麻的时候被EMMA妹子撞见求组队,E神说不好意思,我是他男朋友,你基本没戏,哈哈哈哈哈哈!虽然这么说不厚道,但我好喜欢他们一开始就炮灰了Emma妹子啊!Evak的假戏真做你值得拥有!

10.Something Borrowed, Something Blue
作者:BluebeardsWife
分级:T
字数:10,818
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10541943/chapters/23278239
安利:因为这篇也是假情侣梗,就放一起说了.这回是Isak装Even的男朋友去参加Sonja的婚礼.aka E神在机场捡到一个小天使冒充他男友去参加前女友的婚礼.这篇也很可爱,虽然有评论说人物有点OOC,但我觉得还可以接受.故事背景在夏威夷,还挺浪漫的哈哈哈.

11.i guess that's destiny doing it right
作者:allyasavedtheday
分级:M
字数:26481
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10443354/chapters/23056398
安利:还是旅游观光文,又名,情定巴塞罗那aka久别重逢的蜜月期.高甜甜甜!!!推荐!!

12.Teach Me to Forget
作者:Sabeley
分级:E
字数:29,688
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/11401215/chapters/25535886
翻译:http://colorful98.lofter.com/post/1ea3dfed_10d4390c 感谢勤劳高产的@Colorful 妹子!
安利:这位Sabeley妹子是要着重介绍:她的文基本都是分级E+Even POV+top!Isak/bottom!Even+互攻+4章完结.这篇助教/学生非常火辣,但鉴于作者是个非常有原则的姑娘,她居然让EVAK足足禁欲4个月,直到他们解除师生关系才OOXX.之前那篇Membership Dues也是异曲同工.但我非常喜欢这位笔下的Confident!Isak,非常可爱,实力会撩,很罕见看到Even被撩到情难自己,别样的体验简直好棒棒!

13.Never Have I Ever
作者:Sabeley
分级:E
字数:15,478
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/11194080/chapters/24996792
翻译:http://colorful98.lofter.com/post/1ea3dfed_10a40e38 再次感谢勤劳高产的@Colorful 妹子!
安利:痘哥做了一次神助攻,挑破了Evak间的那层纸,于是他两都Happily ever after了.

14.Membership Dues
作者:Sabeley
分级:E
字数:15,872
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10973724
简介:这篇妥妥是Even受了,Isak小天使的男友力和撩力强到让我误以为他两角色互换了ಠ‿ಠ 大学兄弟会play+神仙教母Mikael的助攻+满篇的性张力!

15.717 Miles
作者:MermaidsandMermen (SophiaSoames)
分级:E
字数:101,311
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10483104/chapters/23128923
简介:AU pair设定:Even是充满魅力的挪威互惠生,Isak是被恐同校园恶霸欺负的英挪混血儿.他两相遇在距离奥斯陆717英里的伦敦.英伦浪漫恋情由此展开.....这篇人物塑造其实有点OOC,我不认为Isak是那种会被校园霸凌的人设,除此以外,就和文前面的tag说的一样:Nothing bad will happen to our boys.绝大多数时间是相当甜的,而且分级E你懂的,肉肉肉吃到撑!这作者妹子还有一点值得一提:她的设定里,Even没有躁郁症!Isak的妈妈也没有精神疾病,相反是一位非常酷的单身妈妈,还是个空姐,文的后半段带着Evak到处飞,简直是所有Evak文最帅气的妈妈了!由于这篇文里吃的描写好多,看着看着就看饿了OTL.

16.Untold scenes of Isak and his Even
作者:imissedyourskin
分级:M
字数:111,773
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/8914072/chapters/20419690
翻译:http://colorful98.lofter.com/post/1ea3dfed_10576197 @Colorful 这位妹子也是翻译大手!翻得那叫一个快很准!表白一万次!
简介:这位作者妹子貌似是个荷兰人,看过她为了感谢追文的妹子们拍的小视频,很美貌的一个妹子.这故事和标题一样,讲的是Evak在S3里没有拍出来的各种场景脑补,挺有意思的,各种细小的心理活动,各种小动作,还分Isak和Even的POV,满足了大家希望S3由Even视角再来拍一遍的心声.不过这篇脑补的酒店场景里,Even是受的那个,望介意攻受的小伙伴周知.

17.Things Look Different in the Morning
作者:allyasavedtheday
分级:T
字数:46,857
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10946118/chapters/24358611
简介:这篇文在ao3的kudos很高,分级T没啥黄暴镜头,这妹子的文都很小清新很治愈.设定为:Even和Sonja分手后住进了Eskild的合租公寓,由于没有空房间只能和Isak挤一个房间,然后小天使有严重的失眠症,只能靠E神每天拥他入睡,于是Even和Isak就成了Cuddle buddies,E神人暖套路多,最后妥妥HE!

18.thirty days of skam fic
作者:milominderbinder
分级:G
字数:51,951
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/series/738348
翻译:http://zzm702.lofter.com/post/1eafa058_1016d615  感谢@-初笙-  妹子!不仅翻译的好,里面还加了很多小科普!感动CRY!!!
安利:30篇关于Evak的小短文,有原作向的有AU向的,非常轻快可爱的文!
 
19.with love, from anonymous
作者:cosetties, iriswests
分级:T
字数:136308
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/9868595/chapters/22137926
简介:这文一开始还是挺好看的,Even和Isak有神一样的误会,每次Even尝试解释都会把事情变得更糟,于是套路E神就想出了写匿名信给小天使,开始匿名+现实双管齐下攻略小天使.印象中后期有点拖沓.PS这文里Eva和Vilde是一对,这几乎是很多文的副CP我也理解,但为啥Noora会和眉哥配对?!有点出戏啊!

20. in better light, everything changes
作者:TimeInABottle
分级:G
字数:31189
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/9311498/chapters/21103010
翻译:http://twentyoneuandme.lofter.com/post/1e9ba933_f44fc28   @TwentyOne
简介:Evak有很多短信文,这篇是Isak搞错号码,本来要给Sana发短信的,结果阴错阳差发给了Even.你懂的,谁都无法拒绝E神的套路.

21.Wrong number
作者:mignonette
分级:G
字数:7725
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/8478160/chapters/19427275
简介:又是一篇搞错号码的短信文,这回是Isak本来要给眉哥发短信,结果发错给Even.短信文有点好,看着不累,可以当小甜饼缓解心情XD.

22.I feel it when you look at me
作者:photographer_of_thoughts
分级:M
字数:77254
链接:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10741617/chapters/23810598
翻译:http://theotherelse.lofter.com/post/1ed0b85d_f88b3f2  @theother @撩神的喵 两位妹子翻得太棒!赞2!
简介:这篇最大的虐点就是设定Even瞎了,但感情描写特别细腻,让人一直有读下去的欲望.这文里的Mikael简直是原创角色了,特别讨厌.不过看到弱弱的Even和特别有保护欲的Isak还是挺带感的.FYI,小天使攻!

可以说是P图之神了

钥匙🔑:

哇哇哇这个P得!!!

老母亲表示非常感动了

為愛那些小事:

戴著evak徽章的彩虹甜甜圈小天使🌈👼🍺

一開始人們因為他不用社群而妄自猜測他的一切,而他每次的出現都表現出他才是活得最真實的那個。真的很喜歡很敬佩他的生活態度,表面自我但實則自在的方式。

Love on top.

看完第四季这一P我可以正式宣告死亡了。E神拍的小电影就是想甜死我好继承我的共享单车!

E神的表情就是在说:他是我的

オトナ少女:

我真是超爱这几秒的!

这种温柔如水柔情蜜意深情款款的气氛……感觉Even一辈子也不会放开Isak的手。


6张gif来自汤主tarjeiscurls

真的是非常用心的礼物,想知道他说了什么

オトナ少女:

整个视频在这里,我可以循环看好久(ಥ_ಥ)
Tarjei羞射地把自己的兔子身份介绍给大家⊂(˃̶͈̀ε ˂̶͈́ ⊂ )

一篇难得的对Tarjei的长篇采访

以后都听塔爷的,叫他卷塔

オトナ少女:

我是一个搬运工,今天新出的一段采访的英文翻译(貌似是那段广播的翻译?),信息量超大!还特长……我都还没看完,贴完再看!


原文http://p3.no/gleder-seg-til-a-gi-slipp-pa-isak/


翻译来源点我


TRANSLATION OF INTERVIEW WITH TARJEI ON P3 MORGEN 7. JUNE 2017



Interviewer: You have been on top of my dream guest list for half a year Tarjei Sandvik Moe.


Tarjei: So nice.
I: Welcome to P3 Morgen.
T: Thank you.
I: Ok, there’s a lot of stuff to celebrate in your life lately. Two Gullruten awards, that’s cool. TV moment of the year and Publikumsprisen. The two awards the audience could influence, you and Henrik Holm won. A TV season that affected a whole world during fall last year. Here at home you’ve become 18, congratulations on your birthday.


T: Thank you. I’m alive.
I: How did you celebrate?
T: I… It was a Wednesday so I woke up and went to buy beer.
I: In the morning?
T: Yes, yes I think so.
I: Was is a good feeling to finally be able to buy beer. Did they ask for an ID?
T: Yes.
I: Congratulations. Because I remember my 20th birthday. I went to the Wine Monopoly to finally buy legally, and they didn’t ask for an ID.
T: Right.
I: But did the person behind the disk notice that it was your birthday?
T: No, I had to tell them.
I: You did that.
T: I tend to brag a lot about myself so I said: “Hi, this is the first time I’m buying alcohol. Look at my ID. It’s 24.05. today. You can’t stop me now.
I: What did the shop person say?
T: “That’s huge. I remember my own time. I’m going to remember your face. But I don’t do that anymore.” It was a nice intention though.
I: What did you receive from your parents on your 18th birthday?
T: They will pay for my driver’s licence. Traffic courses and stuff like that.
I: That’s a pretty good present. Huge.
T: Yeah, it’s a lot of money. But I’m very scared of traffic. So that’s.. crash.
I: Traffic in general?
T: Traffic is scary in general.
I: Why?
T: I have weird experiences with it. The traffic is like “Fuck you Tarjei”. So… I’m serious.
I: What has the traffic done to you?
T: When I’m going home, I take the 21 bus from Frogner. Once, I sat on the 21 bus and then the 19 tram came and “bam”, and I just “woah”.  
I: Did you collide with the tram while you were on the bus?
T: Yes, I didn’t get any physical…
I: But you experienced it, wow.
T: Yes.
I: That’s impressive, but it ruined your experience. Is that the reason why you’re not getting a driver’s licence Tarjei?
T: Partly, and that I once went on in Grünerløkka and was looking down on my phone, listening to music, and the tram went by right behind me. I nearly felt it in my back.
I: I’m thinking Tarjei. You should not become a tram driver.
T: No. I have bad experiences with trams.
I: Perhaps project the aggression to the tram, or think positively about the traffic. Are you an inattentive person?
T: Yes. That’s it. I’m all over the place and I can’t really keep track of what’s happening in my surroundings. I feel like that’s a bad starting point for a driver.
I: At least you’re aware of it.
T: Yes.
I: Then you can do something about it.
I: There are a lot of bad drivers out there. But for now, you’ve put the driver’s licence on pause.
T: Yes. I’m doing the basic traffic course (trafikalt grunnkurs) next week.
I: Then you are already on your way.
T: Yes, I’ve started.
I: Because you need more challenges, more things to spend time on in your life. We’ll talk about all the other stuff you do shortly.




*Song starts playing*


I: Me and Silje are visited by the person who has conquered the whole world, Tarjei Sandvik Moe.
T: Hello.
I: What a huge success season 3 of Skam is. What’s it like when there are people outside your school waiting for you all day, from another country? What’s that like?
T: I feel responsible for taking a picture with them at least. “We have taking plane 13 hours.” Then I say “I can take 2 minutes of my time to take a picture.”
I: How many minutes do you spend on a regular Wednesday, taking pictures with people?
T: A regular Wednesday? Perhaps 15-20 minutes. It varies a lot. Suddenly they want to stop and talk. You have to have a conversation and stuff like that, so a lot of time. 20 times 365 is a lot of minutes.


I: It’s fascinating how this fandom works. Because we announced on air a few hours ago, that you were coming. And right before 8 o’clock we received an email from Brazil, from Felipe Lima. I don’t understand how this works. Somehow, the fact that you’re here has reached Brazil, and now he has sent us an email.
T: What’s Felipe saying?
I: He wants.. He loves you.
T: That’s nice.
I: He loves Skam and Tarjei’s, your work, and he wants you to say “Hi Felipe” now.
T: Hello Felipe. This is the T-man. I love that you love me.
I: Say I love Brazil.
T: I love Brazil. I’ve been there.
I: You’ve been to Brazil, it’s not a lie?
T: Of course. I was in Brazil when the world championship was held there. I watched a few football matches.
I: Apparently it’s Instagram that does these things. I don’t know. It’s a universe of its own. Where you’re one of the main characters.
T: Except I’m not in it myself.
I: Exactly. Do you get a bit stressed thinking about it all the stuff that’s going on there? Stuff you’re not able to see?
T: I think I’d be more stressed if I see it. It’s liberating to know that they have their own little playground where they can toy around with my face, and I can just stroll around in Oslo on my own, and not think about it.
I: You do notice it right? Because you receive gifts in the mail.
T: Yes.



I: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve received?
T: People send stuff to Nissen because they don’t know where I live.
I: That’s good.
T: There are a lot of messages from the office like “Tarjei, come to the office”. And I’m like thinking I’m going to get scolded and thrown out of school. Then I arrive and they’re like “Hey, someone has sent you a tie.”
I: That’s nice.
T: From China.
I: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve received?
T: I’ve received a stuffed animal that is supposed to be me. They’ve made a professional stuffed animal. It’s big and it’s me. Like… It’s me.
I: Are you for real?
T: Yes.
I: You’ve received your own action figure in a way.
T: Yes.
I: Just that it’s a stuffed animal.
T: It’s a big stuffed animal.


I: That’s wild Tarjei.
T: It’s too accurate. It’s Isak but it’s got the correct snapback tag on it. It’s wild.
I: Who made it?
T: It was from China Kosegruppe.
I: Where do you put.. Is your house filled with figurines of youself?
T: I just push them down into a box and try not to think too much about it.
I: Why not?
T: Because then you become self-obsessed.





I: Okay. Before the summer you said on Skavlan that you think it’s awkward to talk to your parents about your character in Skam, about the Skam phenomena. What’s that been like after a fall where the whole world took the Isak figure into their heart?
T: I gave up a bit. I talked to them about it now.
I: It’s going well at home?
T: Yes. They tell me “Tarjei you’re doing a good job”.
I: Would’ve been weird if they said anything else.
T: They tell me if I get a 3 in maths “It’s good that you’re not failing. You’re were good in that TV show Tarjei.”
I: You’re playing in Grease this fall.
T: Grease.
I: On with the leather jacket and slick. From Skam-Isak to Grease. That’s quite a change. What will that be like?
T: It’s still high school and…
I: Those summer nights. You’ve seen the original?
T: Of course. It’s a beautiful movie.
I: What’s your relationship with the Grease universe?
T: I think that universe is weird. People are weird, but it’s a musical. Teenager musicals are especially.. There are stereotypes. It’s a lot of fun.


I: Are you going to be a cool car mechanic guy?


T: No, I’m not. I’m one of the dorky guys in the group.
I: I see. We’re going to test if you’re good at singing. You’re in high school Tarjei. You’re going through our school diary.
Song starts playing
I: We’re visited by Tarjei Sandvik Moe, also known as Isak from Skam. That adventure is over soon. Will that be weird?
T: Yes. It’ll be weird.
I: You’re moving on to playing in Grease.
T: Yes, exactly.
I: Still working, and in school, last year at high school. That will be awesome. Right now you’re going to fill out a page in our school diary. Yes. Age? You’re 18. We’ve already established that.
T: Yes.



I: Now on to the important questions. Favourite food? Don’t freak out.
T: Balkan kebab.
I: Balkan kebab. I’ll write that down.
T: Pilestredet.
I: What do you order?
T: I order a kebab roll with extra sauce.
I: Extra sauce?
T: Extra sauce.
I: Hotness level?
T: Medium.
I: Always medium.
T: It’s a safe westside order.
I: What’s your favourite subject in school? Because you’re still in school?
T: Yes, I do drama so I’ll go with theatre.
I: Yes. Theatre. What was it like with your character this Christmas. People came from China to say hi all the time. Did you get straight A’s in drama?
T: I was on a 5, so I had to struggle my way up.
I: So you’re not good enough Tarjei. That Skam stuff isn’t that good.
T: My teacher doesn’t watch Skam.
I: Of course not.
T: What counts is your effort and if you can make theatre plays.
I: If you had to choose between the general subjects?
T: Norwegian.
I: Okay. What’s your favourite TV show?
T: Fargo on HBO.
I: What do you enjoy about it?
T: It’s a fascinating universe where everything works together. The characters are really interesting and you want to keep watching like all the time without an extremely structured Hollywood dramaturgy.
I: They trick you with cliff hangers, but you still want to keep watching right?
T: Correct.
I: Sounds nice. Favourite type of music?
T: Favourite music? I’m a huge deLillos fan. deLillos is my band.
I: So nice/cozy.
T: Latest music… I think Sigrid is awesome.
I: Sigrid is awesome.
T: That voice is like “what?!”
I: Have you watched her live?
T: No I haven’t. I just turned 18, there’s like 18 years old age restrictions. I hope she comes to Oslo.
I: She’s coming to Øyafestivalen.
T: She’s going there?
I: Yes.
T: I have to get a hold of a Øya-ticket.
I: Good luck, I think it’s sold out. Not the one day tickets, just the week tickets.
T: Then I’ll have to get a one day ticket.



I: Go on. Then you’ll get to hear Sigrid. That’s good. Who’s your greatest idol?
T: My greatest idol? Daniel Braaten.
I: A football player? Why?
T: I love the way he plays football.
I: How is it?
T: He seems like a laid-back guy who just enjoys playing football and doesn’t care about what the coach’s saying. And he’s really good. And he’s originally a Skeid-boy. I love Skeid, they make a of talents. Daniel Braaten is my idol.
I: Were you a football talent once?
T: I wouldn’t say talent, but I’m a previous Lyn player.
I: That’s good. Let’s go straight to “this is the celebrity I’d want to hook up with”.
T: Uhm…
I: We ask this question to everyone.
T: I’d have to say Sigrid then since she’s so good at singing.
I: Yes. And that’s an answer that is realistic as well. Age-wise and location in Norway. Tarjei, hold tight. You will be song interviewed my Markus Neby soon.
T: Woah.
I: What’s your thoughts on that?
T: Uhm, a bit excited.
I: That’s how it should be.




Song starts playing and the news


I: We’re visited by Tarjei Sandvik Moe. He has charmed the whole world as Isak in Skam. Markus Neby is in the studio. He’s going to interview Tarjei by using music.
Markus: Tarjei Sandvik Moe, you’re at an age where women are important, how’s it going now?
T: I’m very very fine.
M: How many are we talking? Do you have a girlfriend?
T: No I don’t.
M: How many women do you hook up with weekly?
T: At least 5.
M: Nice, nice, nice. You went on Jodel, to say that you’re single.
T: That’s very embarrassing. I’m not proud of that.
M: But it happened anyways. What are you looking for in a woman?
T: That she’s kind to me.
M: How do you want her to treat you as a good boy? What’s the nicest thing a woman can do to you?
T: Give me coffee and tell me I’m pretty.
M: Give you coffee and say that you’re pretty. How’s puberty going?
T: I think I’m soon finished with that.


M: The penis isn’t fully grown until you’re 20.


T: Exciting.
M: Nice to know. Nice to know if you have bad self-esteem. How’s your self-esteem?
T: I try to keep it down.
M: You try to keep it down. Isn’t it difficult?
T: Yes it’s really difficult. I’d wish it was lower.
M: You’re a cutiepie. You manage to be a humble humble cutiepie. What do girls think is your best trait? The ones that know you?
T: They tell me I’m good with my hair.
M: Nice nice curls. Do they call you curly Tarjei? Do they call you that?
T: No, but I’d wish that.
M: You’d wish that.
T&M: I’d wish that.
M: I’d wish that. Call him curly Tarjei.
T: Curly Tarjei.
M: Curly Tarjei.
(repeats)
M: What do they call you?
T: They call me Tarjei.
M: Just Tarjei.
T: Or TJ-Moe.
M: TJ-Moe. Do people call you TJ-Moe?
T: There are some people that call me that. Mostly because I tell them to do it.
M: Call me TJ-Moe. I’m called curly Tarjei. I’m called TJ-Moe.
T&M: Call me TJ-Moe. Call me curly Tarjei.
(repeats).
M: Good luck with that. I hope people will answer. Now we’ve gotten to know you better. This was nice.
T: It was a bit scary, but it went alright.
M: You were good curly Tarjei. Very good, curly Tarjei.
T: Thank you, curly Markus.
M: I’ve got really straight hair.
T: I know. We should try to make some curls in it.
M: Perhaps in the future. Thanks for now. Good luck with Grease. You’re already a pig (gris). Pig, pig, pig. Let’s stop there.
T: I didn’t hear the end.
M: You didn’t hear the end?
T: I didn’t hear the synth. Nothing.
M: The monitors are a bit difficult here in the studio.
I: This was beautiful nonetheless. And a very current genre.
M: I agree.
I: Calm R&B scenery.
M: I suggest this could be the pause act in Grease.
I: Great idea.
M: Tarjei’s new nickname.
I: People are gonna call you curly Tarjei from now on. Thank you for coming. Good luck with the final stage of Skam. Good luck with Grease. And not least, good luck with the russ celebration in your last year at high school.
T: Thank you.